Today, two of my closest friends, Pat Shanahan and Megan Sirois will be wed in what can only be described as glorious matrimony! May the day go splendidly, as the lovebirds are surrounded by friends and family. Here’s to a lifetime of happiness, you two! I love ya both.
Anyone can enter the Abcedarian contest and I encourage you to do so.
Basically, the rules are simple. Below are the rules and such.
Contained within the document, each line must start with the next letter of the alphabet.
Depending on the length of the doc, you may find yourself with more quills.
Everyone that enters will get themselves a bunch of them!
For those who are unaware, Quills are the Room Currency.
Great for getting Shinies, or for making the bot say something when you enter the room.
Having fun is the biggest rule in this contest
I think we can all agree on that.
Just in case you were wondering.
Kid-friendly should also be kept in mind.
Like, we shouldn’t have to state that the entries should be PG13
Most people are aware of that global rule at this point.
Nothing breaking the rules will get quills
Or be considered for winning.
PG13 is the cut-off point for the ratings.
Quick thinking helps too.
Really gets the sentences out faster
Saying that makes the writing of this easier,
To tell you the truth, I’m running out of things to say
Understanding that I, Mad Monty, wrote this, it’s bound to get silly somewhere.
Vastly improving the enjoyment factor in reading this.
Well, I think that about wraps things up. Not looking forward to the next three letters.
Xylophone solo, please?
You can write about anything, from apples to
Zebras if you like. I look forward to seeing what you come up with.
You are all I think of
I praise you in your fame
When I close my eyes I hear
you speak another’s name
Your smile lights up every room
Your scent enchants the air
Yet even though we stand so close
It’s like I am not there
Because your gaze is not towards me
I’m an anchor after all
Yet I’ll be here to bring you up
In case you ever fall
A gentle breeze across the field
Imposing clouds in the sky
Parents rush their kids inside
Before the sirens cry
A flash of lightning splits the air
As tiny droplets fall
The wind shifting towards the storm
Cumulonimbus so tall
The ground is drenched by rain
While thunder deafens the world
The sky turns green with sudden hail
Violence to be unfurled
Ice slamming into mud and homes
As sirens begin to wail
The storm unleashed a whirlwind
Amid the crashing hail
Spinning wind and fury roar
Tossing cars and trees
No end in sight for terror
Scaring whole families
At last the storm has passed now
Sun breaks the sky once filled
Now we start the clean-up
And we shall now rebuild
The snow begins to fade away
The grass begins to grow
As the weather warms up some
Oh wait. Yeah, that’s snow.
But lo! The skies are clear now
And sweaters coming off
A gentle breeze blows ‘cross the land
Which makes me want to cough
From all the crap that they put out
To stop cars from crashing bad
I sneeze and cough and hack and wheeze
All that my sinuses had
It’s Spring! It’s Spring! I hear them shout
While Kleenex stops the flow
Of what I assume are my brains
I guess I’ll never know
Ad so by doze iz all sduffed ub
Ids geddig hard to speak
Tank goodiss for antihisdabeens
Bud dow I’m feelig weak
*SNIFFLE* So now I go to take a nap
And bid you all adieu
I hate hayfever Oh so much
Please take that too, with you.
Needed to hit the slab one more time. I was tired and it showed. I couldn’t think about anything else. I needed to get through. Hammering away for what had seemed like eons and I had made little, if any, progress.
Yet for some reason, I felt like all I needed was one more solid hit. One more blow.
I swung my hammer with all of my might. It crashed into the wall in front of me with a loud cracking sound. The block appeared to be fine, except for a tiny fracture, where light was coming through. I pressed my face to it and peered through. There was wonder beyond this blockade. Vivid colors and enchanting forests. There were animals beyond count and people without equal. It was a world that was ripe for exploring.
I just needed to continue breaking through this Writer’s Block.
FBI- Criminal Justice Information Services Division
Federal Government Office
Address: 935 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20535 ,United States
Text Phone: +1(714)613-6913
HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS?
I ‘m contacting you by your email however; I feel it’s best and more
convenient for me to explain why I am contacting you. I’m Mr.John Bill
United States New Appointed FBI fraud Investigator , I work hand in hand with
the United States Fraud Unit of the Criminal Investigation Division (CID). I’m
specialize in Background Investigations on funds which include [COMPENSATION/
INHERITANCE FUNDS OR NEXT OF KIN,Consignment Box, Lotto® JACKPOT, LOANS] and I
notice that you have being receiving numerous emails from people who claims to
have funds coming to you but I advise that if you’re still in communication
with any of them on issue of funds however, you’re hereby advise to stop every
communication right now because those people has being investigated and
confirmed to be a Fraud.
I wish to announce our successful investigation which was carried out few days
ago; I guess it will interest you to know why this investigation was conducted.
For your information, it was truly confirmed that you have 100% Legitimate
unpaid transaction and you have every right to claim this funds as you’re been
confirmed to be the right Beneficiary of the said amount $3.2 Million usd
COMPENSATION/INHERITANCE FUNDS OR NEXT OF KIN however, Due to the delay of
getting this funds to you, your funds has now been increased to $3.5 Million
usd approved for payment by Office of the Presidency here in United States.
I’m informing you this today because I came to notice that you’re not
communicating with a legitimate person who is in charge of getting these funds
to you. This announcement has to be made open to you however because you may
have being swindled by those unscrupulous people whom you have sent money in
the course of getting one fund or the other which is not real and for this
reason, we have decided to help you get your funds directly from the us Federal
Bureau of Investigation (FBI) here in WV United States because your Legitimate
funds remains unpaid.
I want to know if you’re interested in receiving your unpaid legitimate funds
value $3.5 Million usd however, I will only be of help if you agreed to follow
my instructions. If you’re really interested in receiving your unpaid $3.5
Million USD, I advise that you get back to me immediately. All I need is your
cooperation and understanding.
Please urgently contact back in this email by clicking your Reply.
FBI Special investigator