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The following is a list of facts that I made up in a comedic fashion. Spelling errors in the facts are deliberate. Deal with it.

  • Juniper is the biggest star in our sky. It is bigger than a thousand Nerf’s.
  • The Redhood tree is the biggest tree. It is really tall but it is afraid of wolves.
  • When people say that it is “raining cats and dogs”, it’s not because a tornado hit an animal shelter.
  • Surgeons performing open-heart surgery hate when they open the chest cavity to release a cloud of Africanized honey bees.
  • Under their fur, bears have no hair. That’s why when you don’t wear clothes, you are “bear”.
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