Welcome Back to Omegle Trolling

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m

Stranger: u

You: Hello, and welcome back to the amazing YouTube Omegle channel!

You: I’m your host, Yu Sew Mahd!

Stranger: m

Stranger: u

You: Well, folks. It seems today’s guest is stuck on repeat. Let’s watch!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(I guess he was Sew Mahd)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello, and welcome back to another exciting episode of “That’s what she said!”

Stranger: hi mid-twenties female rly bored

You: That’s what she said!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(I had to pause, because this one struck me as so funny)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

You: Are you waiting for the bus?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: no

You: Hmm. I notice you’re not wearing any galoshes

You: I’m wearing galoshes.

You: Galoshes

Stranger: idk whats galoshes mean ?

Stranger: lol

You: Did you read the paper today?

You: Did you read the thing about the Eskimoes?

Stranger: no

You: Well, the article was saying, that the Eskimoes will eat the fat from the whales

You: Do you know what that’s called?

You: Blubber.

You: That’s what it’s called

You: Blubber

You: The Eskimoes eat the blubber

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(It’s sorta what you might call a bulbous bouffant)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

You: M iLL EEE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(M Ill EEE = Emily)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: 21 f us

You: Lots of strange folks on this morning, wouldn’t you agree?

Stranger: how are you?

You: I’m delightful. A little tired. Got done with a bike ride. Waiting for class

Stranger: i’m fine, thanks

Stranger: i’m danielle

You: I’m Not. Ha!

Stranger: what’s your name?

You: My name is (don’t laugh) Juniper.

Stranger: nice name

You: You’re laughing at me.

You: That’s not nice, Danielle

Stranger: btw i’m a porn nude model

You: Like an airplane?

Stranger: wanna check out my pic in action?

You: Or a Model T?

You: Like Harry Potter?

Stranger: i just uploaded it to tinypic

You: How’s a pic going to perform an action?

Stranger: here’s the link [deleted]

You: Does your dad still talk to you?

You: Do you know his name?

Stranger: don’t worry its safe, no virus

You: You’re a nude porn model, with no virus. And I have antlers

You: Bot. Bot bot bot bot bot.

You: I wrote this song for you. It’s called. “Slut’s Just a Bot”
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(Well… Nobody volunteers that stuff unless they’re a bot.)
(This next one scared this boy badly)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey 19m

You: 19 Meters is really tall!

Stranger: haha yeah 😀

You: Good gravy

Stranger: 1.90

You: Ha! 2, biotch!

Stranger: asl

You: Okay. that’s not a measurement I am familiar with.

Stranger: my dıck 17 m 🙂

Stranger: age 19 🙂

You: I’m 78 and all man. I gotta say, I’m intrigued.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(Where’d you go, Sonny?)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: yeh

Stranger: how are you?

You: uoy era woh

Stranger: doog mi

You: You’re weird. Goodbye. Fuckin’ weirdo.

You have disconnected.
(Another one that made me laugh)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi male 23 here how are u?

You: Hey there, and welcome back to the Autumn Edition of I’m On Monty’s Website!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(And we’ll be back after a short word from our sponsors.)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: looking horny girl with skype

You: Want to use some verbs?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(Guess not.)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Danielle

Stranger: im luke

Stranger: how old are you?

You: Skywalker?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: never, i mean i never heard that before

You: You still haven’t. You read it

Stranger: haha

Stranger: you seem fun

You: You don’t know the half of it
(Hee hee hee)

Stranger: probably

You: Or the other half, I guess

Stranger: so, how old are you?

You: 29

You: just got home from the hospital

Stranger: ok

You: Needed to cheer myself up

You: Came on Omegle.

Stranger: worked?

You: Surgery

Stranger: for what?

You: I’m a real woman now.

You: Boys didn’t like me when I was one of them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(I don’t work well with the males cuz I used to be one!)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi 😉

You: Hello

Stranger: asl?

You: What?

Stranger: age , sex, location

You: Are you propositioning me for sex over the internet? Where’s Chris Hanson?

You: This is weird, dude.

Stranger: nooo like your gender male or female

Stranger: and im not a dude im a girl

You: Sorry. This is weird dudette

Stranger: are u new to omegle

Stranger: hhehehehehe are u a surfy guy

You: You could say that

Stranger: /girl

You: Surfy?

Stranger: oh ok thats why u didnt know

You: Do I froth at the mouth?

Stranger: like a surfer they usually say stuff like that

Stranger: hahhahaah NO

You: Oh. Groovy

Stranger: yeh stuff like groovy

Stranger: well are you?

You: Am I what?

Stranger: a surfer? or skateboarder?

You: Not that I’m aware of

Stranger: oh ok so you just talk like your from the 60’s then cool

You: My what?

Stranger: um im going to go now because you dont know anything lol bye

You: Joke’s on you, my dim-witted friend. Enjoy the front page.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(You’re the one who didn’t know you were getting trolled, you idiot.)

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