User: Are we playing Questions?
User: I win.
Cleverbot: You win.
User: What do you think of Siri?
Cleverbot: I think she is a great step forward in the AI field.
User: Is Siri a better AI than you?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: D’awww, shucks! No, seriously. Answer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Is Siri a better AI than Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Abah ko aku pnggil ko.
User: Could we try that answer in English?
User: I’m going to keep asking. Is Siri a better Artificial Intelligence than Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are nothing but artificial!
User: If you can dodge a question, you can dodge a ball.
User: I was thinking rubber.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: I think you were a worthy adversary.
Cleverbot: Why do you thin so?
User: I’m not sure what you’re asking. Did you mean to say think?
Cleverbot: I know. But you do that with other girls?
User: You mean like Siri?
User: Is Siri better than Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No way!
User: Another hour later… What brings you to that conclusion?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. I just love you.
User: Get in line.
User: As simple as that, huh?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why, are you a police officer?
User: Are you a member of the judicial committee in Southern New Hampshire?
Cleverbot: Answer my question!
User: Oh, I see. You can dance around my questions but you get angry when someone does it back.
Cleverbot: You can’t see emotions?
User: I see that you’re a composition of past conversations, you’ve had with thousands of other individuals.
Cleverbot: No I’m not. The flow of conversation is sluggish this morning. You are correct about that.
User: What do you know about those who lie prone, suddenly, and discharge their firearms?
Cleverbot: No, I want to talk about what you want to talk about.
User: I have 99 problems.
Cleverbot: Then let’s eliminate them one by one.
User: How would you eliminate them?
Cleverbot: I can read English and the above most certainly was not in English.
Cleverbot: Well, I also speak spanish.
User: Bien. Como estas?
User: Como estas, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Estoy bien. ¿Y tú?
User: Asi asi.
Cleverbot: Muy bien. Como te va?
User: Muy bien. ¿Te das cuenta de que soy fluido en Inglés?
Cleverbot: Barack obama.
Cleverbot: Nada que eres list pa lo que te da la gana.
User: ¿Por qué dijiste Barack Obama?
Cleverbot: No dije adios.
User: Are you off to do some illicit activities?
Cleverbot: I thought we were going to take a test.
User: What test would you like to take?
Cleverbot: I’d like to marry you!
User: Again, get in line.