Omegle Trolling Part 3

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m 22

Stranger: hello

You: That is really weird! I was just thinking that you were m 22 too!

Stranger: really

You: No.

Stranger: ur asl

You: I’m not an asshole, sir! How dare you insinuate such a thing!

Stranger: what i didnt said

Stranger: any thing

Stranger: but

You: You called me an asl, which is certainly an abbreviation for asshole

Stranger: no

Stranger: it means age sex and

Stranger: location

You: Are you… are you coming on to me? We just met!

Stranger: yeah

You: I did it! I’m a great grand MILF now!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Weird satan boy from Latvia? xD

You: I’m not even sure where to begin.

Stranger: Hahaha 🙂

Stranger: Nevermind, I’m searching for someone 😀

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Apparently >.>)
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Stranger? Why is the sky?

Stranger: why is the sky??

You: Yes, why is the sky?

Stranger: i dunno lol

You: Someday, I’ll go into this big old world of yours and my inquiry of the sky shall be answered.

Stranger: ok

You: Then it shall be on to more pressing matters. What is the purpose of a rubber duck?

Stranger: to float in a bath

You: Ah, but does it not also squeak?

You: Ducks do not squeak

Stranger: i guess because its a toy

You: A toy, you say. Hmmm… And what purpose do toys serve? 

Your conversational partner has disconnected. (He was sick of my “I’m an alien, you aren’t” game)
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi bird…

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 (No Snuffy references for this guy.) 
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Adubbers for the win.

You: YEAH!! WHOOOOOOOO!

Stranger: ?

You: Yeah! Rock on!!!

Stranger: ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Heyy

You: Hi!

Stranger: How are u

You: Fan freaking tastic!

Stranger: thats good

You: Yes it is!

Stranger: asl?

You: Forty Seven, Male, Funkytown!!!

You: You a boy?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.  (I scared the crap out of him!) —

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey, 17 Male from UK here.

You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Nice one.

You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Your conversational partner has disconnected. (Ha ha ha! That one was fun.)
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 -This one is fun-

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: my name is Jo

Stranger: Hi Jo

You: My name is Jo

Stranger: i know

You: mY name is Jo

You: Jo is my name

Stranger: that is fucking fantastic

You: The name of which I was given to be called, is Jo

Stranger: your parents must be so proud

You: My parents are not named Jo

You: I am Jo

Stranger: really?

Stranger: i had no idea

You: Yes. My name is Jo

Stranger: thats amazing

You: Are you Jo? No. You are not Jo. I am Jo

Stranger: great, now we can got that finished,

Stranger: hb a real converstion

You: I’m sorry. Let’s start over. Hi.

Stranger: hi

You: My name is Jo

Stranger: and my name is go fuck yourself

You: Hi, go fuck yourself. My name is Jo

Stranger: hi nice to meet you

You: I was named Jo.

Stranger: really, how did your parents come up with that

Stranger: is that the only thing you know how to spell?

You: Apparently so. That rhymes with Jo. Which is also my name. I am named Jo

Stranger: jo rhymes with a lot more than just jo

Stranger: and what is your name jo

Stranger: it is a very stupid name

You: So is “go fuck yourself”

Stranger: much like the person who is named it

Stranger: at least mine has a meaning, unlike Jo

You: .oJ ma I

Stranger: you’re so uttering stupid, i think i lost brains cells talking to you

You: My name is Jo

Stranger: by love go fys

Your conversational partner has disconnected. (You mad, bro?) 

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