Dementia

You don’t have any concept of time. Your memory is shot. You make up stories to fill the gaps, as you can no longer hear reason.
You can’t see, you can’t hear. Yes I know what day it is.
No, you’re not alone. You’re never alone. Why can’t you grasp that anymore?
Why are you messing with the thermostat? You had me fix that six minutes ago.
What day is it? You just asked me that.
You think you have to go to a home? Yes. I agree, but it’s not that simple is it?
Yes, he’s visiting his girlfriend. Yes, he’s coming home. He didn’t move away.
You have to change the thermostat? What changed in the eleven seconds that has passed?
The moments of lucidity are getting smaller and smaller. Farther and further apart.
I miss you, Grandma.

Wrath

Tightening rotation, amid the driving rain. Chunks of ice slam into the earth, as lightning shatters the sky. A cacophony of thunder deafens all those below. Suddenly, the crescendo; a massive cone of dust, dirt, and hyper-fast wind collides with the earth. With the speed of a fighter jet, the tornado rips through the lives of animal and man alike. Nothing can challenge the fury of Mother Nature. The vile cone of destruction was on the ground for what seemed like an eternity. It was only there for three minutes. In that three minutes, all was obliterated. Nobody survived. Beyond the splinters of wood, shards of glass, and ruins of the town, no one would even know there was life in this once thriving place. The souls are at rest, as the tempest rages, and moves on.

In memory of those who have lost their lives in violent weather.

A Friend

I think that I am alone now
Sitting inside my head
But then a bird slammed into me
I hope that it’s not dead

Then all the forest erupted
Animals came for me
“I didn’t kill it! That I swear!”
If I could make them see

I ran from my spot, from the crowd
As something shook the ground
I heard a thunderous roar too
Cacophony of sound

I turned to look, what made the cry
To see a flaming bear
Its eyes alight with pure malice
Smoke sifting through its hair

I picked up my pace; ran so hard
My legs felt oh so weak
Something hard smacked me in the head
It felt like a sharp beak

The bird that I had thought was dead
Now flew above my dome
“Grab my feet, we are leaving now”
“Unless you’d rather roam”

I didn’t stop to wonder though
How could he carry me?
I grabbed his feet and we took off
The bear became fury

Left behind, the bear roared with rage
But I was in the sky
The tiny bird had brought me home
He then began to cry

“I leave you now, I cannot stay”
The bird had simply said
I told him to stay here, with me
Smiling, he climbed my head

So now the pair of us are friends
Alone, we’ll never be
A bird and his boy forever
Who knew we’d be happy?

Mad Lib (Modeled after a post I had already posted. Nightmare)

I have never ran so hard or so fast in my life. You kept eating my Scotch Tape. “I am licking! Hold on!” I spit, pushing myself to moon even faster. The muscles mowed my slippers, but I kept stealing, knowing that you print me. Suddenly, a creepy apple and a taste of politics and clouds in my tampons. I was on my toe, slipping. You announced again. I bang out to you, as a fork in the keyboard smashed my frog with a smelly lip. There was no dust. I climbed to get close to you, as this art kissed off my footprint. As I was just a button, crawling and cooking in mold, the caffeine crapped you up and frisked on my gefilte fish. “You laughed again.” Truly, this is bow tie.

TWW: A New Character Emerges

Jeran laughed.
“How can you expect to call yourself a powerful sorcerer? You are just throwing balls of light at me! You may fool drunkards, with that light show, but me!” Jeran raised his two-handed morning star once more. He spat on the ground. “You magi are all the same.”
“And you criminals are all the same. Especially the brainless ones.” The hooded man replied. Jeran sneered. He charged the man, who nimbly stepped aside. As Jeran turned, a ball of blue light smashed into his face. He felt chilled by it but otherwise unfazed.
“Again with the balls of light. At least you actually hit me with it this time, boy! Maybe when you actually get one of those real spells, you could take on the likes of me.” Jeran slammed a beefy fist on his chain-mailed chest. He refreshed his grip on the gargantuan mace.  He focused his mind, closing his eyes. Took a deep breath, planted his feet in the gravel beneath his boots, allowing it to crunch a little.
Suddenly, a red ball of light hit each of his arms, warming them slightly. A pair of blue orbs of light touched each of his legs, just below his knees. The robed man took off his hood, revealing a young man with jet black hair, that shimmered violet in the sunlight. His eyes were an icy blue. Though he was young, his eyes revealed not just confidence, but knowledge too.
“No, Jeran, I am exactly as powerful as I think I am. There is always more to learn, however, but nobody knows these spells.” Jeran laughed.
You expect me to believe that these little lights that felt like a breeze denote power?” Jeran asked. The robed mage smiled as one of Jeran’s arms exploded in a fiery blast. Jeran shouted in pain and disbelief.
“My power is not shared by others. These balls of light, are actually very complicated spells of my own making. For example,” The man stopped as Jeran’s other arm erupted in red flame, knocking him to the ground. The morning star, still held by a detached fist. The mage walked over and picked it up.
“Now, Jeran, you stole a hefty sum of money from my family. I only want the money. Now that you are, shall we say, unarmed? You will tell me where you stashed it.” The man said quietly, almost in a whisper.
Jeran, wracked with pain, tried scooting away from the mage. He didn’t get very far, because his legs froze in a flash of blue light.
“I won’t tell you anything, you demon-spawn!” Jeran howled at the mage.
“That may not be true. See, because I can do this!” The mage brought the morning star down on Jeran’s left leg. It shattered into a million fragments of enchanted ice. Jeran shrieked in pain as his eyes rolled back. The mage leaped onto his chest.
“No, you vapid waste of flesh! You will tell me where you hid those coins! You do so, and I will give you back your limbs!” The mage yelled.
“Prove… It…” Jeran uttered, coughing blood up. The mage stood back and focused himself. Jeran was encased in a shimmering white fog. When it cleared, he had both of his arms and his missing leg.
Jeran was agape. “You are as powerful as they say. I’ll tell you,” He said as he stood up, “But only if you tell me your name.” The mage paused, smiled and replied.
“My name is Rowin.” Jeran chuckled.
“Well Rowin. I guess I will tell you. I stashed your coin in a stump by that stone bridge just out by the tavern. But, I’ll get there before you ever see it!” Jeran charged Rowin, but collapsed in seconds. With a flash of blue light, Jeran’s head became ice.
“Not so good with memory, are you Jeran? No matter. Thank you for telling me where the money was stashed.” Rowin said as he dropped the morning star on Jeran’s head, shattering it into bits.
Rowin walked away, towards the cobblestone bridge, whistling a happy tune to himself.

One Moment

Take a moment, just one little moment. One moment out of this day.
One moment to remember those who have fallen in duty. To the service of their country.
To this Memorial Day, a prayer, a moment of remembrance.
May their souls find everlasting peace.

Poke-Teams

These are just for goofing off on Showdown. I do this so I have them saved, in case my teams are deleted. More will be added to this list, which made it so you have to scroll down a lot if you want to read something redeeming.

 

=== Daedra ===

Azura (Diancie) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Clear Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpA
Mild Nature
- Calm Mind
- Diamond Storm
- Moonblast
- Psychic

Peryite (Noivern) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dragon Pulse
- Hidden Power [Poison]
- Boomburst
- Hurricane

Molag Bal (Golurk) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Iron Fist
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Shadow Punch
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch
- Thunder Punch

Mephala (Sigilyph) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Wonder Skin
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Naive Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Calm Mind
- Signal Beam
- Future Sight
- Trick Room

Meridia (Lilligant) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Giga Drain
- Quiver Dance
- Petal Dance
- Worry Seed

Mehrunes Dagon (Regigigas) @ Muscle Band
Ability: Slow Start
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Earthquake
- Rock Climb
- Dizzy Punch

=== [uu] Under Used ===

Rambo (Ampharos) (M) @ Ampharosite
Ability: Static
EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Gentle Nature
- Dragon Pulse
- Thunder Punch
- Discharge
- Toxic

Edgar Allen Poe (Chandelure) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Flame Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Energy Ball
- Flamethrower
- Clear Smog
- Will-O-Wisp

Lucien (Noivern) @ Lax Incense
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Boomburst
- U-turn
- Swagger
- Flamethrower

Lagoon (Tentacruel) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Clear Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 240 SDef / 252 HP / 16 Spd
Gentle Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Poison Jab
- Toxic Spikes
- Acid Spray

Pengoon (Empoleon) (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Relaxed Nature
- Scald
- Flash Cannon
- Yawn
- Earthquake

Doombringer (Victini) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Victory Star
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Blue Flare
- Bolt Strike
- Dazzling Gleam
- Signal Beam

=== AA 3 ===

tinlv7 (Bisharp) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
- Brick Break
- Foul Play
- Iron Head
- Poison Jab

DawnOfNewEra (Gyarados) (M) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Moxie
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Mild Nature
- Aqua Tail
- Dark Pulse
- Ice Beam
- Torment

xroyalteex (Zoroark) (M) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Illusion
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Calm Mind
- Extrasensory
- Foul Play
- Night Slash

KamperKiller123 (Nidoking) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Poison Point
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Naughty Nature
- Earthquake
- Poison Jab
- Aqua Tail
- Thunderbolt

RedHandedEmmy (Nidoqueen) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Poison Point
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Avalanche
- Body Slam
- Outrage
- Poison Jab

HedgehogBoy1990 (Sandslash) (M) @ Red Card
Ability: Sand Rush
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Rapid Spin
- Hone Claws
- X-Scissor
=== AA 2 ===

Kato Ryozo (Mawile) (M) @ Mawilite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Crunch
- Fire Fang
- Iron Head
- Swords Dance

Mad Monty MN (Hitmonlee) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Blaze Kick
- Bulk Up
- High Jump Kick
- Poison Jab

CasualVader (Sableye) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Prankster
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Dazzling Gleam
- Calm Mind
- Dark Pulse
- Trick

EagleAlphaX (Braviary) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Defiant
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Mild Nature
- Heat Wave
- Shadow Claw
- Air Slash
- Defog

Tx Junior94 (Noivern) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Infiltrator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Boomburst
- Dragon Pulse
- Flamethrower
- Super Fang

Sniper King 15 (Kingdra) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Pulse
- Ice Beam
- Water Pulse
=== AA 1 ===

TheyCallM3MJ (Darkrai) @ Leftovers
Ability: Bad Dreams
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
- Dark Void
- Dark Pulse
- Nasty Plot
- Dream Eater

Abbydillo (Gothitelle) (F) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Trick
- Psychic
- Signal Beam

iViper (Seviper) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Infiltrator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Coil
- Night Slash
- Poison Tail
- X-Scissor

Zirka Mentat (Bouffalant) (M) @ Lax Incense
Ability: Sap Sipper
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Poison Jab
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Iron Head

iTeereh (Kabutops) (M) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Endure
- Flail
- Rapid Spin

Moedillo (Diggersby) (M) @ Lax Incense
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Brick Break
- Bulk Up
- Hidden Power [Bug]
- Smack Down

 

=== [nu] Never Used ===

Partly Sunny (Altaria) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Natural Cure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Dazzling Gleam
- Dragon Breath
- Flamethrower
- Ice Beam

Hand Head (Barbaracle) @ White Herb
Ability: Tough Claws
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Earthquake
- Poison Jab
- Razor Shell

Poi Poi (Garbodor) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Aftermath
EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Calm Nature
- Clear Smog
- Dark Pulse
- Toxic
- Toxic Spikes

Don Pigeon (Swellow) @ Red Card
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Work Up
- Endeavor
- Steel Wing

Pandoom (Pangoro) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Scrappy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Crunch
- Bulk Up
- Poison Jab
- Storm Throw

Tytan (Golurk) @ Assault Vest
Ability: No Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- DynamicPunch
- Zen Headbutt
- Heavy Slam
- Earthquake

=== [ru] Nifty ===

Doombringer (Whimsicott) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Infiltrator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Naive Nature
- Moonblast
- Giga Drain
- Facade
- Hurricane

Fuschia Terror (Skuntank) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Aftermath
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Naughty Nature
- Night Slash
- Foul Play
- Acid Spray
- Poison Jab

Cutter (Kabutops) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Flail
- Endure
- Knock Off

Lil Ol Lady (Aromatisse) @ Leftovers
Ability: Aroma Veil
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature
- Aromatherapy
- Calm Mind
- Moonblast
- Wish

Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Earthquake
- Blaze Kick
- Poison Jab

Lyria (Meloetta) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Mild Nature
- Psychic
- Relic Song
- Dual Chop
- Wake-Up Slap
=== Over Powered ===

Miss Terry (Lilligant) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Modest Nature
- Petal Dance
- Quiver Dance
- Giga Drain
- Hidden Power [Ground]

Lucien (Alakazam) (M) @ Alakazite
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Dazzling Gleam
- Drain Punch
- Psychic
- Knock Off

The Pink Doom (Clefable) @ Lax Incense
Ability: Cute Charm
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Moonblast
- Calm Mind
- Psychic
- Flamethrower

Neenja Vaniish (Greninja) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Protean
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Waterfall
- Night Slash
- Bounce
- Hidden Power [Ground]

Ganon (Emboar) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Blaze
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Scald
- Heat Crash
- Heavy Slam
- Earthquake

Gojira (Palkia) @ Lustrous Orb
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Aqua Tail
- Spacial Rend
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
=== [hackmons] WTF Mate? ===

Re-Dead (Revenankh) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Shed Skin
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 SDef / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Force Palm
- Nasty Plot
- Bulk Up
- Earthquake

Crow (Cawmodore) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 SDef / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Surf
- Steel Wing
- Belly Drum
- Iron Head

Crystalus (Syclant) @ Red Card
Ability: Mountaineer
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Bug Buzz
- Ice Beam
- Tail Glow
- Hidden Power [Rock]

Trinex (Cyclohm) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Shield Dust
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 SDef / 252 Spd
Modest Nature
- Discharge
- Dragon Pulse
- Ice Beam
- Tri Attack

Harley’s Toy (Voodoom) @ Shell Bell
Ability: Lightningrod
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 SDef / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Aura Sphere
- Bulk Up
- Toxic
- Night Slash

Carrot Kraken (Arghonaut) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Unaware
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 SDef / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Cross Chop
- Bulk Up
- Aqua Jet
- Knock Off
=== [ou] Over-Used ===

The Pink Doom (Clefable) @ Lax Incense
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Moonblast
- Calm Mind
- Psychic
- Flamethrower

Why am I Pink? (Excadrill) @ Power Herb
Ability: Mold Breaker
Shiny: Yes
- Earthquake
- Skull Bash
- Sandstorm
- Focus Blast

BatScorpFace (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 184 HP / 252 Atk / 72 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Tail
- Cross Poison
- Facade
- Knock Off

Hype-izard (Charizard) @ Charizardite Y
Ability: Blaze
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Solar Beam
- Flamethrower
- Dragon Pulse
- Thunder Punch

Sunburnt (Mandibuzz) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Overcoat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Nasty Plot
- Foul Play
- Toxic
- Dark Pulse

Ninjaface (Greninja) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Protean
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Extrasensory
- Surf
- Ice Beam
- Night Slash
=== Not an Animal ===

Goldbrand (Aegislash) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Stance Change
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Sacred Sword
- Flash Cannon
- Night Slash
- Shadow Claw

Sundae Driver (Vanilluxe) @ Never-Melt Ice
Ability: Ice Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Frost Breath
- Hidden Power [Rock]
- Iron Defense
- Freeze-Dry

Sears Appliance (Rotom-Wash) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 SDef
Calm Nature
- Volt Switch
- Discharge
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Will-O-Wisp

Key West (Klefki)
Ability: Magician
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Dazzling Gleam
- Flash Cannon
- Foul Play
- Switcheroo

Sentient Bubblegum (Weezing) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Clear Smog
- Toxic Spikes
- Destiny Bond
- Thunderbolt

WTF Am I (Beheeyem) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Charge Beam
- Dark Pulse
- Psychic
- Psychic
=== Team Ugly ===

Tubbinator (Hippowdon) @ Soft Sand
Ability: Sand Stream
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Fire Fang
- Thunder Fang
- Stone Edge

Blondie (Lickilicky) (F) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Cloud Nine
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Body Slam
- Focus Blast
- Work Up
- Zen Headbutt

Conklederp (Conkeldurr) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Iron Fist
Shiny: Yes
- Drain Punch
- Fire Punch
- Ice Punch
- Thunder Punch

Sunburned Pygmy (Weavile)
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Night Slash
- Icicle Crash
- Thief

Helmasaur (Bastiodon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Naughty Nature
- Earthquake
- Heavy Slam
- Ancient Power
- Iron Head

Trashy (Garbodor) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Aftermath
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Giga Drain
- Clear Smog
- Pain Split
- Sludge Bomb
=== Cute ===

Lil Fluffy Face (Clefable) @ Lax Incense
Ability: Unaware
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SAtk
Mild Nature
- Body Slam
- Metronome
- Moonblast
- Psychic

Monty (Snorlax) (M) @ King’s Rock
Ability: Thick Fat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Body Slam
- Metronome
- Heavy Slam
- Hyper Voice

Puff (Dragonite) (M) @ Dragon Fang
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Lonely Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Pulse
- Steel Wing
- Aqua Tail

Tiny (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
- Doom Desire
- Meteor Mash
- Psychic
- Wish

Cloudy (Castform) (M) @ Heat Rock
Ability: Forecast
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Sunny Day
- Weather Ball
- Avalanche
- Tailwind

Sealeen Dee On (Spheal) (F) @ Icy Rock
Ability: Ice Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk
Modest Nature
- Frost Breath
- Dive
- Secret Power
- Hail
=== Scary ===

Poseidon (Gyarados) (M) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Moxie
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Lonely Nature
IVs: 30 Atk / 30 Spd
- Dragon Dance
- Hidden Power [Psychic]
- Aqua Tail
- Hidden Power [Fire]

Reaper (Gliscor) (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Hyper Cutter
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 184 HP / 252 Atk / 72 Spd
Naughty Nature
- Cross Poison
- Earth Power
- Dark Pulse
- X-Scissor

Chomper (Tyranitar) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sand Stream
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Naughty Nature
- Crunch
- Dragon Claw
- Earth Power
- Iron Head

Spooky (Banette) (M) @ Black Glasses
Ability: Cursed Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SAtk
Rash Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Curse
- Shadow Ball
- Sucker Punch

Gluttony (Exploud) (M) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Scrappy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Boomburst
- Extrasensory
- Hammer Arm
- Headbutt

Piranha Plant (Cradily) @ Big Root
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Giga Drain
- Sludge Bomb
- Earthquake
- Seed Bomb
=== Pets IRL ===

Wildfire (Arcanine) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Extreme Speed
- Close Combat
- Heat Wave
- Iron Head

Cerberus (Houndoom) (M) @ Houndoominite
Ability: Flash Fire
- Dark Pulse
- Fire Fang
- Nasty Plot
- Feint Attack

Red (Delcatty) @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Normalize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Sucker Punch
- Zen Headbutt
- Shock Wave

Gex (Kecleon) (M) @ King’s Rock
Ability: Protean
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Brick Break
- Shadow Claw
- Aerial Ace
- Charge Beam

Knuckles (Sandslash) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sand Rush
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Sandstorm
- Earthquake
- X-Scissor
- Chip Away

Squawks (Chatot) @ Muscle Band
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature
- Aerial Ace
- Facade
- Chatter
- Fly
=== Pets Fantasy ===

Mr Monkey Man (Infernape) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Fire Punch
- ThunderPunch
- Stone Edge
- Close Combat

Pengoon (Empoleon) (M) @ Mystic Water
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SAtk
Mild Nature
- Flash Cannon
- Scald
- Drill Peck
- Brine

After While (Krookodile) (M) @ Black Glasses
Ability: Anger Point
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Crunch
- Dragon Claw
- Earthquake
- Foul Play

Adult Hybrid Samurai (Carracosta) (M) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Tail
- Flail
- Shell Smash
- Stone Edge

Spidey (Galvantula) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Compound Eyes
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Bug Buzz
- Cross Poison
- Discharge
- Sticky Web

Pandaren (Pangoro) (M) @ Black Belt
Ability: Mold Breaker
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Brick Break
- Foul Play
- Sky Uppercut
=== Survival Food ===

Raw Clam (Cloyster) @ Leftovers
Ability: Shell Armor
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naughty Nature
- Frost Breath
- Icicle Crash
- Shell Smash
- Rock Blast

Ship Rat (Raticate) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Guts
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 36 HP / 252 Atk / 220 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Super Fang
- Hyper Fang
- Zen Headbutt
- Bite

Arctic Char (Barboach) @ Eviolite
Ability: Anticipation
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Naughty Nature
- Aqua Tail
- Flail
- Muddy Water
- Scald

Big ol Grasshopper (Leavanny) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overcoat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SAtk
Mild Nature
- Bug Buzz
- Giga Drain
- Heal Bell
- Seed Bomb

Outback Sheep (Mareep) @ Eviolite
Ability: Static
EVs: 164 HP / 252 SAtk / 92 Spd
Mild Nature
- Charge Beam
- Signal Beam
- Thunderbolt
- Shock Wave

Wichity Grub (Larvesta) @ Wise Glasses
Ability: Flame Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Solar Beam
- Flamethrower
- Signal Beam
- Sunny Day
=== Vaguely Human ===

Hulk (Machamp) (M) @ Black Belt
Ability: No Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Cross Chop
- Dual Chop
- Mega Kick
- Dynamic Punch

Ytterbium (Gothitelle) (F) @ TwistedSpoon
Ability: Shadow Tag
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Foul Play
- Psychic
- Future Sight

Joker (Mr. Mime) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Filter
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
IVs: 30 Def / 30 SDef
- Psychic
- Wake-Up Slap
- Meditate
- Magical Leaf

Megazord (Golurk) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Iron Fist
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Fire Punch
- Ice Punch
- Shadow Punch

Shredder (Bisharp) (M) @ Metal Coat
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- X-Scissor
- Psycho Cut
- Night Slash
- Dual Chop

Uglier Than Sin (Conkeldurr) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sheer Force
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- ThunderPunch
- Earthquake
- Superpower
=== Blue Folks ===

Blue Bunny (Azumarill) (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Tail
- Body Slam
- Brick Break
- Ice Punch

Psymon (Latios) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Modest Nature
- Luster Purge
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Pulse
- Water Pulse

Mecha Spidey (Metagross) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Naughty Nature
- Flash Cannon
- Meteor Mash
- Psychic
- Metal Claw

Big Bertha (Wailord) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Bounce
- Water Spout
- Iron Head
- Heavy Slam

Iceberg (Avalugg) @ Never-Melt Ice
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Naughty Nature
- Blizzard
- Frost Breath
- Ice Fang
- Ice Ball

Uggo (Garchomp) @ Garchompite
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Earthquake
- Crunch
- Thrash
=== Legendaries ===

Neltharion (Zekrom) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Teravolt
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Bolt Strike
- Dragon Claw
- Fusion Bolt
- Shadow Claw

Omega (Arceus-Dark) @ Dread Plate
Ability: Multitype
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Judgment
- Punishment
- Earthquake
- Shadow Force

Malygos (Giratina-Origin) @ Griseous Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SAtk
Lonely Nature
- Shadow Force
- Dragon Claw
- Outrage
- Hex

Poseidon (Kyogre) @ Wise Glasses
Ability: Drizzle
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Thunder
- Ice Beam
- Water Spout
- Brine

Kilamanjaro (Groudon) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Drought
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SAtk
Rash Nature
- Solar Beam
- Eruption
- Earthquake
- Flamethrower

Sanguine (Palkia) @ Lustrous Orb
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Aura Sphere
- Dragon Pulse
- Spacial Rend
- Aqua Tail